Got bald?

The best things about being bald.

I never need a comb.
My shampoo bottle lasts a year.
I can wash my face and comb my hair with one stroke of my hand.
The wind never blows hair in my face.
I don't need a bathing cap.
Most hats fit right.
I cut my hair twice a year.
I saved $2,000 dollars by not going to a barber.
I look funny in wigs.
I don't have to worry about gray hair.
I can paint smiley faces on the back of my head.
The glare blinds other people.
I can swim through water easier.
Rain runs right off.
I could be a Turtle Wax advertisment.
If I got in a fight, you couldn't pull my hair.
I can slap my head to the beat of a song.
I can be a Mr.Clean stand in.
I stick out in a crowd.

Live, love, laugh, learn, listen,

Dave